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| Queen Checks her Watch |
Parody Lyrics by Joan Levin, 2018)
I'm getting buried in the polls now.
But Putin's the guy whose shoes I'll shine!
The Brits fly "Trump Baby,"
I'm mad; that's not maybe,
So I won't meet the Queen on time!
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| Pres Slimes his Hostess |
I've slimed our best allies in the tabloids,
And cried "FAKE!" though it was all on tape!
But folks who are foreign,
Are just dumb and borin'
And all they do is rob and rape!
I gave the word, and you can see --
The Russians hacked those e-mails just for me!
Now there are pesky new indictments!
But that won't stop me from getting rich!
I don't need guns or rockets,
For lining my pockets,
'Cause I'm still Putin's loyal ... friend.
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| Trump Baby |
