Thursday, February 14, 2019

ORIGINAL LIMERICKS AND VALENTINE VERSES IN QUESTIONABLE TASTE


A Limerick in Questionable Taste 
by Your Editor

A Pres with a wandering pecker, 
Hired a “fixer” with surname of Pecker,
  Whose pockets were lush,
  With money for “hush,” 
He was known as the Pres.’  pecker’s Pecker!

DJT Embraces his Pecker


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Valentine Verses for DJT to send to his Pals:
 Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, etc. 
by Your Editor

My lovin’ wishes come a’scootin’ 
They’re all for you, Dear Comrade Putin!

My love for you won’t be undone,
You’re my Bestie, Kim Jong Un!

Dictatorship just suits me fine, 
If I can dictate, please be mine!

And don't miss the other great verses and lyrics elsewhere on these pages!