Please Mister Postman!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”

But one person can indeed stay these couriers, threatening a formerly reliable and COVID19-safe voting method which is also the way that many Americans now receive prescription drugs during this age of COVID19.

So how can I resist this limerick opportunity?

There once was a lad named DeJoy*,

Who was proud to become Trump's kept boy,

He said "I'll stop the mails, 

With the pills for what ails! 

And all they can do is cry OY"  

*Louis DeJoy, the 75th U.S. Postmaster General

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